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A person who downloads lots of large files untill they fill the computers hard drive completely. Then, they free up a miniscule amount of free space, then fill it up again.
When Jimmy found out that he could actually download porn, he became a comp crusher.
Big juicy thighs that could crush your head like a Watermelon
"Dude, you see that girl's legs over there, look at those melon crushers!"
Comprable to the always-popular chair Crusher these behemoths do not only Crush normal human chairs but they can Crush an entire couch with their massive girth
Jimbo: did you see the girl Billy Ray left the bar with! Damn she was a real chair crusher!
Cleatus: Hell wasn't no chair crusher! She was a couch crusher!
Verb: The female teabag. Where one places their vaginal lips on ones forehead.
Jimbo was passed out on the couch while Kim gave him the COOKIE CRUSHER!
A penis that is so large it physically crushes a girls "cunt". Easily mistaken for clit crusher.
My dick is so big it crushed that bitches cunt, a.k.a. i'm a cunt crusher!
when someone squeezes you while hugging, or hugs so tight that 'it crushes your boobs' - people from walter reed -
Brandon L. IS the boob crusher.
A overweight person who is so extremely fat, if they sit on a normal human chair it will be crushed by their massive girth.
dude 1 : Did you see that fat chick at the bar?
dude 2 : Yeah, she was a real chair crusher