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A person you initially and willingly stalk (on social medias and irl tbh) s/he is the only person you can think about and deny it later to your friends
Vanessa: OMG Veronica do you have a crush on Jason?
Veronica: OMG Vanessa are you kidding me! no way
but secretly she does
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When you feel like you're falling inlove, but you only end up falling...
I had the biggest crush on him, until I found out he was a jerk.
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According to people, a crush is a person you admire with a burning passion. A person you wish to be with. A person who's fascinating beauty, gives you butterflies on the inside.
But let's all be real. A crush is a person you wish to fuck over the desk. 25 times a day. 8 days a week.
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A person you like more than anything. You would do anything to get them to like you, usually a physical and emotional connection to the opposite sex(or the same sex, depends on preference). Sometimes, if you are lucky, your crush will like you back or you become good friends.
Kel- I have had a crush on you since the first day of school...
Kenan- Really? I liked you too! That's why I always flirted with you in math!
Kel- Really? (Thinking- finally! my crush worked out!)
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A boy who I overly fantasize about and end up getting heartbroken. BUT, he ends up needing you for homework answers but instead you cut his nipples off
Ricky is such a rat!! I don’t have a crush on him anymore.
Ricky: can I get the homework answers?
Me: *cuts off his nipples*
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n. When a technically inept computer user or geek-wannabe repeatedly hassles a legitimate IT (information technology) person in an attempt to befriend them and pick their brain for free computer knowledge. The person with the IT crush can't be bothered with reading books themselves, and also considers you be their personal IT person and will email you directly instead of opening a support case through proper channels. The IT crush may also go so far as insisting on being on your IM buddy list, and sends you 'helpful' email like computer advertisements and virus warnings, cartoons, etc..
Usually the most prone to latch on are also the most prone to be infected by a trojan or virus.
1. "Dude, Kevin in purchasing keeps hanging out in my cube wanting to talk computers and pestering me with questions about his home wireless router. I think he's developing an IT crush on me."
2. "I ran this attachment I got but nothing happened. Can you run it on your machine and see what you think?"
3. "btw did you see Dilbert today? Hilarious!"
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A different sort of love to describe. having a crush on someone is imagining them with you, but never actually happening. It's a cold, empty romance that will never be filled.
don't ever crush on someone, because it'll always end in pain.
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