cuba gooding jr.

A Cuba Gooding Jr. is defined as a glass bottom boat with a glass bowl instead of a glass table.

I had the prostitiute give me a Cuba Gooding Jr. after a nice chiati.

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Reverse Tehuacán Cuba Libre

After a night of drinking Bacardi, bowel movements are so distressed that poop comes out in a machine gun likeness.

In this scenario, the famous waterboarding with sparkling water technique of Federal Mexican Police Officers is done in reverse, to mean that it's done in the ass.

I felt like a Mexican Pollock after bending over and doing a Reverse Tehuacán Cuba Libre.

Drowning Cuba Gooding Jr.

Taking an EXTREMELY long piss.

Zabooty: "Hey I really like Cuba Gooding Jr."

Jesean: "Hey speaking of Cuba Gooding Jr., all this soda is going right through me. I'm gonna go drown him quick, be right back."

Later...

Debrickisha: "Hey Zabooty, where's Jesean?"

Zabooty: "He be drowning cuba gooding jr."

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Im Just A Boy From Cuba

'Im just a boy from Cuba' is a line once said by the most prettiest man in space. No, its not Keith, even though he's hot as fuck.

"Im just a boy from Cuba, not some space prince like Lotor."

export cigars to Cuba

To drop turds into the toilet then flush.

I gotta hit the johnny and export cigars to Cuba.

cuba

a person who is extremely nosy and doesnt know how to mind their business, they are constantly coming up to you trying to know about your personal life. they could be extremely obnoxious at times and they strongly believe they are top tier comedians when nobody laughs *insert cricket noise*

guy 1 : “hey, what was that guy pestering you about just now?”
girl 1 : “he wanted to know what was going on between me and guy 2, he was being such a cuba!”

Cuba Dog

A youth who works on the doors, pal.

"Cuba Dog doesn't think he's 'ard, he knows he's 'ard!"