cuddle

To completely destroy a woman's asshole by means of savage, angry butt sex.

I cuddled the shit out of my girlfriend last night; she loves it.

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cuddle

euphemism for "have sex"; used by gay males who do not know how to show affection without having sex

(on the telephone or internet)

Homosexual A: "So where do you live?"
Homosexual B: "15th and Main. Want to come over and cuddle with me?"
Homosexual A: "But it's 12:30 in the morning. Why the sudden urge to cuddle?"

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cuddle

Fucking, having sex, making love...all with feelings and emotions.

Come over so we can cuddle tonight and make it a good night together.

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Cuddle

To roll a joint/blunt and smoke
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A weed cigarette that's rolled tight
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"Hey, wanna drink and cuddle??"
"Yea I'm down, but I don't have any weed"

"Don't worry, I got enough to cuddle for both of us"

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Cuddle

Something I want to do with my online girlfriend but she very far away from me, so she cuddles with her teddy bear and she pretends that it's me. I love her so much <3

Girlfriend: Babeeeee

Boyfriend: Yeah?

Girlfriend: I need cuddles uwu

Boyfriend: You too far away babe I'm so sorry :(

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Cuddling

A PG term for dicking your girlfriend.

She was so wet while we were cuddling.

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Cuddle

Collective noun for three or more polyamorists.

Hey look at those three people hanging out? Are they just friends? Nah, that's a cuddle.

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