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The fluid I accidentally put in your sister’s coffee instead of creamer.
John, I’m sorry I mixed up my cum with creamer.
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The delicious mayo that shoots out of a penis in the act of a male orgasm.
When I was twelve I was masterbating in my room and I started cumming right when my mom walked in. I was startled so as a defense mechanism I stood up and came in her face. While she was rubbing her eyes I dashed into the basement where my cousin was sleeping for a sleepover. I woke him up but I didn't care, I had to finish before I got blue balls. I hid in the closet and came all over my new shirt.
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It’s when a mans dick gets in a vagina and releases cum and it is amazing for girls.....yay,!
Cris: dude I had sex last night and I had cum all over my bed.
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Another Word for sperm.
Dan took Lexi's thong and ripped it off her. Dan was already naked. Lexi took his 10 inch cock and started to suck it and felt the cum and swallowed it whole. The he started fucking her cock to pussy, and he hit her g-spot. Then the cum spread. 1 year later , Lexi said to Dan, "I'm Pregnant" and dan said,"Fuck. I hate that cum."
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White goo that comes out of a guy's dick when he becomes sexually aroused or having intercourse.
Chad : Damn Kylie your legs are so smooth! Ahhh!
Kiley : Stop touching me you perve!
Chad : Mmm! And those little socks on your feet are so cute! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiley : Did you just Cum to the thought of my socks?
Chad : Uh yeah socks make me Cum! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Kiley : KNOCK IT OFF YOU ASSHOLE!
Ben : HEY JACKASS STOP HARASSING MY WIFE!
Chad : Sorry she makes me Cum! Ahhhhhhhh!
Ben : Im gonna chop your fucking dick off if you don't stop!
Chad : Oh Shit's
Kiley : Thanks baby wanna go home and Cum for me?
Ben : Oh baby im gonna Cum all over your face leg's face tummy and those cute little socks of your's!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ben : That's It Your A Dead Man!
Chad : Oh Shit's!
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