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When your dick is in the ceiling fan and you cum while it spins
Josh: yo dog I did a swirling cum shot again can you get me down
Joe: okay but only if there’s no cum on you
To give your partner a hand-job, immediately after working on the farm.
Stacy: Hey Billy, you want a hand-job? I just finished cleaning the cow pen and I haven't washed my hands yet!
Billy: Oh yeah baby, you know I love a good feedlot cum-shot!
When you cum in the nostrils of a deaf and blind lady, much like Helen Keller.
Person 1: DUDE WHAT DID YOU DO???
Person 2: THE NO SENSE CUM SHOT
THIS IS A SHOT OF TEQUILLA WITH A NICE DOLLUP OF MAYONAISE ON TOP~MMMM
Jose did so many mexican cum shots last night,I thought I was gonna puke!
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1. When you are outside of your home and you wank off and you tell someone, "Hey, look!" and they turn around and you shoot your cum at their face.
2. When you spit and pretend that you actually cummed. However, your girlfriend finds out and turns around and you shot cum at her.
Person 1: That was some good sex right?
Person 2: Yeah, I guess...
Person 1: *cums on face*
Person 2: Really? Did you have to cum shot surprise me?
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That 30 second period where there is no possibility that you could act fast enough so that a roommate opening the door would not catch you in the act of masturbation, even if said door was locked.
He walked in right at the end of my cum shot vulnerability period and i barely had enough time to pull my pants up.
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