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An exclamation of frustration akin to "Fuck me!", the repeated "hard-C" sounds balanced in the middle of the phrase creates a syllabic elegance worthy of The Bible, Shakespeare, and JKR Rowlkien.
Girl: that's not my gummy hole!
Boy: O fuck-a-cumquat! This'll do.
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A sexual position in which four guys cum on a jewish girls face simultaneously
DUDE, last night Dillon, Nick, Cameron, and Brayden totally gave Dina a Jewish Cumquat last night! It was fuckin' awesome! A night she'll never forget!
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Australian slang for a failed idea or something that didn't work.
I had a great idea but the marketing wasn't up to scratch so it ended up on the Cumquat Express.
When a male hasn't busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. Serious swelling may occur. A male with Coagulated Cumquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.
Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.
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