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Thunder Cunt

Also known as a "cock juggling Thunder Cunt", she is a woman of epic narcissistic and borderline personality disordered proportions who uses her incredibly low self-esteem to " gain power" through perceived self-empowerment that takes the form of sleeping with many people at once, throwing horrendous schoolyard bully fits when she does not get her way, and demanding attention as a small child does, including being coddled and pet to sleep and a curious but unspeakable habit of sucking her thumb. Can be identified by the numerous selfies posted on Instagram and Facebook, usually in various diva-esque, "pin-up style" sensual poses and the copious use of red lipstick.

"Don't even waste your time with her, have you seen her profile? She's a cock-juggling Thunder Cunt. You'll catch something."

by Letterstogestapo September 11, 2015

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belligerent thunder cunt

1. n. someone who is obnoxious and idiotic at the same time

2.n. someone who is just generally annoying and loud

3. "thunder cunt"
-a noun: a particularly ferocious vagina
-a verb: the act of having your hands in a v formation around your crotch and then expelling them forward with a sense of victory of defiance

1. Did you see that that girl just blow off her boyfriend to hang out with her friends, what a belligerent thunder cunt.

2. He is such a belligerent thunder cunt, all he does is blab about his Harvard degree.

3. 1. That Heather is wild, she must have one hell of a thunder cunt. 2. After the tennis match, the doubles team gave their opponents the thunder cunt, just to put them down.

by the big tc November 12, 2009

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alabama thunder cunt

When a fat lady from alabama smacks her twat on the ground making thundering noises

Wow thats one hell of an alabama thunder cunt

by trenchcoat March 15, 2016

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roaring thunder cunt

The worst of the worst bitchy cunts!

"Isn't that Maddow chick a roaring thunder cunt!"

by Janky Liberal June 5, 2014


Ka-Thunder Cunt

The highest level of being a cunt.
Cunting to the highest extent.
Uber cunt.

Jerry: That ka-thunder cunt took out my kidney while I was passed out last night!

by thirdeye0223 September 12, 2009

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Alaskan thunder cunt

When you put Ice pack on your cunt then fuck a stranger till their dick get soft because of the cold.

Damn Janet, I gave that guy from the club an Alaskan thunder cunt!!!! He was so mad!!!!!

by Alaskan thunder cunt July 3, 2017


Male Thunder Cunt

A male thunder cunt is quite similar to that of female. the male thunder cunt is a big gaping ass hole with a smelly unclean small pecker. the gaping hole of ass which is considered quite grotesque, also has the continuous problem of leaking all over the ass hole's pants. the name thunder cunt comes from the definition of which there is a frightening storm inside a womans vagina. The male version of this problem, is the same, only in the rectum. Almost as if something has literally crawled up someone's ass and died.

Caitlin wont make out with a male thunder cunt who hits on her when they are bored.

by Joelicious Maguire January 28, 2009

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