Curtis

to have anal sex (because of no condom for vaginal sex)with the use of carlsberg as a lubricant then pull out and recieve head.

micheal curtis was at a party where he curtised a poor unsuspecting fat girl.
micheal: do u wanna have sex?
fat girl: no
micheal: tough
(procedes to anally violate her with carlsberg lube)
*its not just A or B, theres always C
*carlsberg dont do lube, but if they did...
** posted by emmet dunne

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Curtis

the police

1. Curtis rolling hard today
2. slow down son, curtis curtis

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Curtis

A disguised way of saying you need to go #2, Hince Jamie Lee Curtis as the Activia Lady.

"Hold on guys, I'll meet up with you in a minute, I gotta drop off a Curtis real quick"

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Curtis

A creature that lives in your basement, and rapes your gerbils when your not looking. He also stuffs his enemy’s in his prolapsed butthole

“What the hell is that thing” omg dude I think it’s a Curtis.

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A headasss

That nigga Ms.Rose took my phone bruh, shes such a Curtis.

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Curtis

Some Ass hole with no friends except for some short punk.

Look at that Ginger, Totally a Curtis.

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Curtis

Usually drives a white van with timmies in the back

Guy1 there's a white van
Guy2 it must be a Curtis

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