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cynic

a person who became extremely pissed off when he realalised that the universe dosen't revolve arround him.someone who thinks himself hard to please because no one wants to please him. an optomist who traded his rose colored glasses for a flaw finding magnifying glass. a lot of times a person who would rarher bitch about things than try to change them.

an optomist thinks a thing can be made perfect,a realist less bad ,a cynic says the hell with it.

by knowman February 24, 2008

55๐Ÿ‘ 122๐Ÿ‘Ž


cynic

a failed idealist

Joe became a cynic after being disappointed time after time.

by madeleine October 21, 2003

47๐Ÿ‘ 105๐Ÿ‘Ž


cynical

Apparently someone who doesn't wish to be disappointed. But if they see the worst in everything, how can they be pleasently suprised? I don't get cynicism. My 'cynical' friend said she doesn't believe in love. But if you are that adamant something doesn't exist, then you'll never find it! Life is about romance and excitement, and it's all there if you keep your chin up and seek it. I know bad things happen, but they happen to everyone. When you allow yourself to dwell on them, this is when you become a cynic.

"I don't belive in love"
"You are so cynical... Cheer up!!!"

by Hello_Bunni_Bang May 22, 2007

40๐Ÿ‘ 102๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cynic

Someone who believes themselves to be incredibly intelligent and enlightened, when, in fact, they're just like anyone else. Usually lacks confidence in humans as a species to seem more edgy or intelligent.

Generally believe that no one has any passion for anything, or is willing to do something out of the kindness of their heart.

Not to be confused with a skeptic. Cynics usually just bitch and moan about a problem, as opposed to trying to find a solution.

Cynic: How can you enjoy life, man. Or that food? It's just some corporation trying to profit off your enjoyment.

by JimboJamJim June 18, 2011

26๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cynical

Billie Eilish's soul.

"My soul, so cynical."

by Cherrypaiii June 7, 2019

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Cynicism

To be a cynical asshole. Mainly thinking of everything as "shit" or "shitty" even if only a little bit of that thing was shown. It also means to insult anyone that disagrees with you. Even if the person was being very respectful about it.

Basically a troll.

I saw a guy playing minecraft. That game looks like shit.
Wii is a non-modern fece-like box of turds!
HARRY POTTER SUCKS.
Dude you have serious cynicism.
Someone placing opinion: I do think this thing is of unsubstancial quality.

Someone diagreeing: I don't really agree with your state-
THEN U SUK.

by Random Shenanigans June 27, 2011

52๐Ÿ‘ 172๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cynic

A person that's abandoned his rose-colored glasses in favor of shit-colored ones. Are often just as delusional as idealists, but are usually considered enlightened and smart due to the new age nihilistic mentality of "bitterness = smartness", which makes it then fall into the viscious cycle of the "popular = right" mentality.

Not to be confused with a realist, who tries their hardest to look for the truth in any given situation regardless of bias, and whose views only resemble a cynic's in the eyes of an idealist.

Idealist: I think all people are good at heart and should always be given a second, third, fourth, and 167th chance, so I'm just going to leave my wallet out in the open to be stolen by everyone!
Cynic: LOL, everyone sucks, don't you know that? Regardless of ideals, you're only ever fighting for yourself, and there's no escape from that mentality, meaning everyone is always cheating everyone!
Functional Human Being: Guys...maybe people do shitty things for legitimate reasons, and they are to be neither trusted nor hated...?
Cynic: Ridiculous, the world doesn't operate off logic, it operates off of how depressed I'm feeling at any given time!
Idealist: Yeah, that would make too much sense, idiot. Emotions dictate facts, everyone knows this. Get with the times.

by BovineButthole October 16, 2017

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