died

depression is everything disguised

died alone and sad

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Di

Another term for grandad. Typically used in regions of east Scotland (particularly Fife). Can also be spelled 'dey'.

I'm going to visit my gran and di on Sunday.

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dis

Short for disagreeable. Meaning unpleasant, upsetting, offensive or not to one's liking.

Person 1: Oh I hear global warming is actually going to make Britain colder and more rainy.
Person 2: Dis.

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Dies

In parentheses, as a single paragraph at the end of a written doofer, translates roughly as "I've just said something shallow and maybe witty".

Me me me I'm really funny me. And mad, yeah.

Gagh!

(dies)

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Di

A dragon lives in her body. She can break your bones with one finger. She is someone who can't controll her anger and fight everyone who is against her. But she is a smart and chill girl too

Sometimes she is being too Di

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Died

A stupid convolution of "died from laughter," shortened to "died" for no reason at all.

"That one scene in the movie!? I died!"

"Man, that stand-up was so good. I died."

"I'm dead" = That's too funny for me to make a cogent response.

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Dis

"diss" is the meaning of an insult. 'dis' is an incorrect spelling of this.

Dis is showing how i can't spell.

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