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“Dmv eli” or “Tokyo” is originally from Tampa, Florida. But supposedly throws the best parties in the DMV. His last party had over 2000 people planning to attend. Consequently the police had to shut it down. He is locally famous for what he has done. Dmv eli legacy will forever live on.
“Omg it’s dmv eli”
“Who is dmv eli?”
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An indivual whose IQ is equivalent to that of a bedrock. This type of species lack a high level of cognity skills, usually the kind that's controlled by the frontal lobe. They are what philosophers call p-zombies or philosophical zombies. Besides lacking this ability they are rude as fuck because their life is full of flying turds that they make sure to make your life as miserable as theirs. These slow, dull-witted ass-kissers are the root of rage generated at the DMV.
Person1: hey, look a walking !
Person2: thats a dmv-worker!
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Don Dada
One of the best up and coming artist from the DMV
Absolutely fuxkin fye tbh
“DMV Bolt you kno wtf goin on”
“Dat boy Bolt different frfr”
The meanest place in planet earth
Person 1- Hey are these people nice?
Person 2 - no DMV people are the meanest people in planet earth
A new phrase coined by me , in reference to the new COVID 19 Strain that is now seen invading Canada
DMV 21 is the newest variation of COVID 19 folks
A customer service representative, server or any other service worker who is just helpful enough to get by.
I called the cable company to ask about my bill.
Were they helpful?
Yeah...DMV helpful! I was on for 40 minutes and I still don't have HBO.
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When waiting in line for hours and finally approaching the window but the window either closes or the clerk tells you that somehow "You were on the wrong line" and you are sent to another line only to be sent to another and another in a vicious cycle of wasted time and frustration.
That is the nature of The DMV Treatment.
Person: Ugh finally, thanks for taking three hours of my life.. *walks toward window*..
Clerk: I'm sorry sir this window is closed now, go to the red line.
Person: Dammit. Fine..
*2 hours later*
Person: Geez, finally... *approaches window*
Clerk: I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid you'll have to go to the blue line.
Person: Goddammit! No! Open up bitch, don't be giving ME The DMV Treatment!
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