dtd

literally: Dumber than dirt.
Used as a response to tl;dr or Teal Deer

Writer #1: Blah blah blah... 300 words later...
Writer#2: tl;dr
Writer # 2: because you're dtd!

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dtd

(via TalkativeTiaD)

dtd is similar to dtf (down to f*ck), but instead of f*ck, dtd means "down to die".

post: RESHARE THIS IN 20 SECONDS OR A DEMON WILL KILL YOU SLOWLY WHILE YOU SLEEP
me: nah fam, i'm dtd

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dtd

Short for "Diamond Tooth Daddy." One who gets an ugly or fat chick all worked up an ready to screw. Then once in doggy position just slips the tip in then turns around and runs out of the house never to return.

Bob slipped it in and then ran. He is the o.g. DTD.

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dtd

ditch the dodd

most appropriately used for people who smoke old man pipes

when used in a sentence: "dtd ab"

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DTD MAFIA

Straight out the DTD nigga. We run this shit now mothafucka. Fuck all y'all punk ass crews, we'll buck on all y'all niggas. Fuck all you bloods, crips, you nuthin but a bunch of bitch ass fairys. We'll smoke all you and fuck y'allz sisters. Bitch this is how we roll, World Mother Fucking Wide...DTD NIGGA, WHAT NOW?

1.Don't fuck with them niggas in the DTD they will fuck you up, and then fuck your sister.

2. "Them niggas is crazy, I scared of them crazy ass motherfuckas", said the crip.

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DTD MAFIA

Straight out the DTD nigga. We run this shit now mothafucka. Fuck all y'all punk ass crews, we'll buck on all y'all niggas. Fuck all you bloods, crips, you nuthin but a bunch of bitch ass fairys. We'll smoke all you and fuck y'allz sisters. Bitch this is how we roll, World Mother Fucking Wide...DTD NIGGA, WHAT NOW?

1.Don't fuck with them niggas in the DTD they will fuck you up, and then fuck your sister.

2. "Them niggas is crazy, I scared of them crazy ass motherfuckas", said the crip.

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dump truck daddy (DTD)

A man with a big booty

Person 1: Have you seen that guy’s butt?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s a dump truck daddy (DTD)!

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