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A city in Texas filled with hobos that claim they came from California, really boring ice cream on every corner, and a long park with a bunch of autistic gay 11 year olds that run around screaming and doing fortnite dances. Be careful if you walk around in Dallas in the dark, or you might be attacked by a homeless person that relies on the 7-11 trash can for food. Half of the roads there look like they are going to fall apart soon and most of the street lights there don’t work.
Son - Mom can we go to Dallas with Timmy
Mom - No wtf is wrong with you son are you retarded u gonna get raped
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A friend that is way too close to your heart. Even when he friendzones you, you'll be happy because he did. He is forever a friend to remember. He also has amazing blonde majestic hair.
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Dallas is a man. Loves girls with black or Blond hair. He is cute but with some horse like things down under. He is an outdoorsman that is blunt with what he says. With his loud voice and hilarious sense of humor he will always make a girl laugh. You will know him when you see him.
Did you hear what that girl said about Dallas’s downstairs. Woooweee!!
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Dallas is the most sweetest guy ever! You will fall in love with him the first time you see him. He has the most beautiful eyes and smile that will make you fall in love more and more everyday. His personality is the best, he will make you laugh and smile every time.He’s usually very tall and really hot.heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. He’s are different, in a beautiful way. Possesses a very funny sense of humor.
Dallas is so cute
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Dallas cannot be trusted. You'll trust her and love her until she leaves you. She'll mean the world to you until she leaves with no goodbyes, no regrets, even though she promised she wouldn't. And she'll keep doing it, so unless you want your heart ripped out, say goodbye now.
What's up?
Dallas is what's up. Again.
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A pretty dull city in Texas with nothing but a lot of people and a big ball in the sky or a name for a fat black chick.
guy 1 "i am moving to Dallas "
guy 2 "yeah, i bet there is enough room in her vag"
guy 1 "what!!!, i am talking about the city"
guy 2 "oh that makes more sense..."
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Someone who always has their pants around their ankles and thinks they are soooo cool. Also they think that they are sooo tough. They only date the girls they think are hot and think that they will only be able to get laid with.
Pull up your pants you dallas and no i wont have sex with you!!
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