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Two can Van Damme

It is the act of kicking the shit out of 10 vietmanese bar patrons while doing a gay split after a couple of drinks.

"Mikey?" "What did I just do?" "Dude, you totally two can Van Dammed those sumbitches!"

by jgf September 30, 2006

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Jean Claude van damme

Iโ€™m pretty sure he is a fashion guy, I only did this for the example bit below

ASHLEY: JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME IS AN ICON
Will: WELLLLL JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMN IM FINE

by CanIMarryPizza May 31, 2018

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Dammes

A person who claims to have a quiet evening and then to be the drunkest person at the party at the end of the evening.
Likewise, a wild evening can be described as a dammes. (Similar Word damn)

Guy 1: That will be a dammes Party.

by Pallytrator November 20, 2021


Dammes

Dammes is a beta-male with the worst gameplay skills anyone could ever see. He also can't keep a girlfriend. Twice.
(Also commonly shortend as Dam)

Oh, my friend is sooooo bad at this game, he's such a Dam.
That dude is so ugly, he's such a Dammes.

by Salty Reboot October 29, 2018


Damm, A Year Later

About at least more than a year later though not two (yet), I be looking at my old definitions from last year and I compare it to how much i've changed as a person this year. Some things were alright alto some if the things I say in those definitions are WACK asf. I'm def not the same person I was a year ago, I'll tell u that much. A few things have never changed like how I have many admirers, love to have a good time, spiritual diva asf, good intuition, etc. Things that did change includes the fact that I am much more humble especially when it comes to my confidence and who I am as a being. I am also more respectful with myself too! I was never a bad person, but looking back at my old definitions tells me I felt like I needed to prove a point as well as myself to everyone because I felt very misunderstood which I know now that I don't need to do that as I stopped giving a damn about what others might think of me. I even cut out all of the people that were super toxic in my life and i've never been happier. I seriously underwent a huge transformation and i'm super happy about it. I'm proud of how far i've come especially in this past year. For those that are currently going through similar or the same thing that I went through, u will get through it, I promise u that. As long as u put in the effort to work on your self as well as the self-love u need, u got this.

Person 1: Wow. I did not see that coming.

Person 2: I honestly did like her before, but now I like her even more! Damn, what a year later can do to someone.

P.S- Im forced to define this so : Damm, A Year Later

by Miapapz December 2, 2020


god damm it aaaahhhh

When god damm it isn't enough

god damm it aaaahhhh

by trex dog cat April 20, 2021


oh damm it

pretty much when your a guy and try to go to sleep and get a boner for no reason

oh damm it I got a boner

by SCARTCHERZ April 12, 2021