DAN stands for Dick And Nuts. The male version of PAM (Pussy Asshole and Mouth) The kind of simp that's used for sex not just money and attention. A man who's good for one thing, hitting the walls and working the middle. But not marriage material.
Pam and Dan had a lot in common, but they came and they went.
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A guy that on appearance can often be mistaken for a young child. Often quotes N-Dubz when talking to girls. He can tend to annoy some people with his rants and moaning, although his friends accept that this is who he is and put up with him.
On the whole, Dan is a nice guy that tries hard and is patiently waiting for that one special person that will see him for what he is - special. Bless him :)
Dan
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a guy who is deeply loved by a girl victoria. also a very funny and hot guy. he can always make you happy when your sad and he will always make you smile when you just look at him.
girl: i love dannnn!
girl2: i know who wouldnt?!?
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A man bun that is 10/10. Hipsters who are obsessed with global warming and like pasta in jars wear these.
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Dan is the perfect guy, his cock is fucking massive, everybody loves him he’s just an all round loving, caring, sexy, selfless, humble perfect human being.
Some people describe Dan as a can of Pringles, once you pop you cant stop.
Its not easy being a Dan everyone wants to be around him everyone wants to be like Dan.
“Is that dan”
“Yeah he’s fucking sexy”
“Yeah i know i wish i was his girlfriend shes so lucky”
“OMGGG Dan spoke to me he’s so perfect”
Dan is an amazing person. They're ridiculously funny but also one of the sweetest and most genuine people you could ever meet. Most of the time they act stupid in such a way that could make anyone laugh or pick anyone up if they're feeling down. Having a Dan as a friend is incredible, they'll crack jokes while also being there for anyone who needs them, simultaneously however they are great partners. They're so attentive but aren't afraid to piss about. Dan's can be serious and loving one minute then stupid and hilarious the next, there's no other words to describe how much of an impact Dan's can have on someone's life. Dan's are adorable <3
Person 1: Dan is so amazing
Person 2: Yeah he's an incredible person all round
he is an amazing person!! very nice and funny, always able to put a smile on my face. also prettiest man ive ever seen!!:) always found a way to cheer me up when i felt down, and actually saved my life. thank you dan. im so glad i met him, i love him so much<3
hey whos that butters guy?
its dan :)