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Dandelion

Wet the bed.

Taken from the French for dandelion "pissenlit" thought to be taken from the diuretic effect of eating dandelion leaves.

Little Johnny hadn’t been potty trained yet so he would dandelion.

Spud was so drunk he dandelioned that night.

by Boykitten June 13, 2022


Dandelion

A permutation of the anime archetypes of "loli" and "yandere" in which a female humanoid being (or appearing to be) underaged expresses their love for their boy toy of choice through excessive acts of homicide. This term can also be used to describe underaged females who violently express their claim over a celebrity crush, be they real or fictitious.

The little girl slaughtered every girl in the village so they wouldn't look at her senpai. This solidified her title as a dandelion.

She's a dandelion! When I told her how much I loved Shota from My Hero Academia, she threatened me with heinous acts of torture if I didn't stop talking!

by Mushroom pants March 31, 2020


dandelion

A dandelion is a flower. But it's also a word that Jamaicans use while answering questions in class.

Teacher: Akoni, use ''dandelion'' in a sentence.
Akoni: De cheetah is faster dandelion.

by kutgrap (pasgeboren clown) December 14, 2017


be my dandelion

a way to show love for someone like a pickup line

zyzo be my dandelion

by mintyzfnr September 25, 2022


be my Dandelion

it is a way to show love for a girl like a pickup line

zyzo be my dandelion

by mintyzfnr September 25, 2022


field of dandelions

dandelion is my super amazing gf who i love more then anyone in the world. ilysm <33 !

you know field of dandelions right? yup ! thats my amazing gf <3

by solarcalx June 28, 2022


Pink Dandelion

When a woman shits on a man's chest and then has her period on top of the shit. Then she licks it off his chest and he cums in her mouth and she swallows the mixture.

My wife gave me a pink dandelion last night and she ate it. She told me it tasted great!

by thefox_4 November 29, 2011