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A couple in which the girl and guy are both athletic and perfect for eachother. They are envied by many of their friends.
Girl 1 "Robby took me down to the soccer fields today.
We kicked the ball around and then he wrestled me to the ground and we cuddled for a while.
Girl 2 "You two are such a Danica and Billy!"
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Jim: "Hey, I got a new flat screen tv!"
Your Response: "BONER DANICA!"
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A female NASCAR driver who set a few records.
She also got into a Sonic game, along with the Pyro from TF2. Seriously, what the hell SEGA?
Person 1: “I’m gonna play fucking Danica Patrick.”
Person 2: “Why? She sucks. Plays as fucking Football Manager or Ages or Tails or someone who isn’t gay as fuck.”
Person 1: “I’m fucking playing Danica Patrick and you can’t stop me.”
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A Dirty Danica is when someone ejaculates in both of a women’s eyes while she is driving resulting in the woman to drive like Danica Patrick.
I gave a chick a Dirty Danica and she crashed into a telephone pole.
Jake: is the name of 2009, a very cool name and every family wants to name their kid Jake. If you name your kid Jake he will have lots of friends like Danica.
Danica: will be the top name for your kid.If you name your kid Danica she will have the best smile and all the boyzz will go crazy.
Danica and Jake
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An ugly bitch who got on the cover of a magazine even though she's a six at best. She is a NASCAR driver, which tells you many things. She is poor, stupid, and extremely annoying. She gets run over in an episode of South Park by Cartman, and its one of the funniest things you will ever see.
Hot Durr, lookit that Danica Patrick make that left turn!
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the best person in the world, they deserve everything and i am so grateful for them
danica brewster is literal perfection