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Taking a shit.
From the movie Spectre, Dave Bautista says 'Shit'
Luke: 'Mike, where are you?'
Mike:'I am taking a Dave'
Luke:'Sorry for disturbing this sacred ritual'
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n. A man who is better at seducing and/or has a larger wang than other men.
Becky: OMG did you hear about that guy who tag teamed two girls in the room across the hall? I heard tham screaming cuz they couldn't handle his massive cock!
Stacy: Yea ughh i'm so jealous!!! He must be a Dave.
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the name given to someone who is no longer sober enough to be called by their real name.
yo man, you were so Daved last night!
Yo, fuck you daaave
I'm gettin Daved tonighttt
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He's a good guy, pretty short, but dark and mysterious.
He enjoys long walks on the beach; looking for that special someone
He's great at sports, and when he gets too sweaty, his big muscles shine in the light.
Even though he's small, he's great at cuddling, and will wrap you up in a blanket of his undying love and affection.
Be warned: Dave is a successful flirter. He'll make you swoon
Unfortunately, Dave is very clumsy, so almost everything is his fault.
But don't worry! When he falls because of his endearing clumsiness, you can sweep him of his feet!
you; Dave, you want some juice?
Dave; Nah i want you ;)
Dave; but juice is nice
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Dave: the raddest dude around,can talk about stuff nuffs anything is cooler then cool acts all crazy but this kid is down with the nigga
Omg i learnt about radiation,how to be cool and stuff about how not to use the n word,and its all thanks to dave..
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