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A dropshot of tequila in redbull..
We give davey goodtimes to women, to get them to do things they would not do sober.
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A certified Harley Davidson cranker and a jeep bro. Must drive a big rig with a mohawk and big earrings. Absolutely irresistible to the ladies. Will be the funniest guy at the club. He's a very mildly adequate at wheelies. Smart guy, very easy on the eyes.
Dude Davey Haseley took my grandma on a date last night he's the best!
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Davey is the most HOT!! guy in the WHOLE.FUCKING.WORLD!!!!!! AFI rocks this fucking planet!1 He is not gay arent pathetic fuckheads either. im emo and not afraid to admit it! so those dikheads who hate AFI, go and get FUCKED!!!!!
Davey Havok is Fucking Sexy!!!
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A sexual manuever in which you slip a muscle relaxant into your
gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.
She did say, 'Do whatever you want', so I pulled a Davey Crockett. She's walking normal again after that surgery though.
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the lead singer of the band AFI, and on top of being in a band he is also a clearly awsome person i mean the lyrics he writes are amazing... he has changed alot over the years but mainly his hair has changed the most, his current hairstyle is black of course.. in some kinda emo flipy thing,..he also rocks eyeshadow like no-other guy can.. personally i think this is the best davey's ever looked.
*davey havok walks in the room and everyone stares*
"look at him hes wearing eyeshadow! omg its kinda cool though.."
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When a person is siting on the toilet, try's to throw there cigarette in the bowl and ends up burning there goodies.
1; ouch!
2; whats the matter.
1; I tried to throw my butt out and burned my dick.
2; Smart move, Davey crotch it
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A male specimen who can be found going brazy at Nobles Bar & Grill in the Federal Hill district of Baltimore. Very studious however has a hobby of sitting in the West Newman Towers bushes upon return from his nights out. He is a king who gets carried to his bed by two of his female companions on these nights. Currently is in concussion protocol due to vicious head slamming in the bathtub. Attracted towards red head individuals.
Oliver Davey yuked in the bathtub and was burnt by a steamer.