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Legendary bassist of the legendary rock band Queen. Wrote songs such as Another One Bites the Dust and You're My Best Friend. #1 Person to steal your cheese on toast. Softest guy on earth. King of t-posing. Has the most precious teeth gap. Marry him 'cause he's faithful af.
Oh My! John Deacon ate my cheese on toast!
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John Deacon was the Legendary Bass Player from the Rock Group Queen, Retired in 1997
Mike: Who is that wicked bassist on Another One Bites the Dust
Imputanium: Well mike thats John Deacon
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john deacon is the bassist form the band queen. he has written bops such as “I want to break free”, “you’re my best friend” and more
he deserves the world because he is the cutest little bean ever and his mushroom like hair is the most adorable thing you will see in your entire life
he’s also known for his dancing in queen concerts where he shows that he’s a iconic dancing queen
in the movie “bohemian rhapsody” john is played by joe mazzello that is another cute little bean and if someone hurts him i’m gonna throw hands
girl 1: do you know who john deacon is?
girl 2: no
girl 1:
girl 1: get out of here
The cutest bean ever alive. Bassist for the band Queen. A legend. Deaky or Deacy? we don't talk about that. Well, everyone loves him.
me: John Deacon is so cute
friend: wait, are you talking about that ugly, shy guy from the band Queen?
me:
me: what
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inheritor of the "disco deaky" title, and fan of k-pop. he has a YouTube channel in which he talks, and reacts to music videos.
That fellow is indeed a "cameron deacon", he's part of rock (and k-pop) history.
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In the context of a 12-step program like Alcoholics Anonymous, a bleeding deacon is someone in the group who is overly preachy and considers themselves to be the lone voice of reason and source of wisdom. In the eyes of the bleeding deacon, the group would fall apart without them.
Alcoholic 1: "Randy really droned on for a while about the eighth step -- I get it, we're supposed to make direct amends. Sheesh."
Alcoholic 2: "Yeah, he's a real bleeding deacon."
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The beastly deacon is a move that is to be used in ones bedroom. When a female companion (this is to be done by a male) is asleep in the morning, the male brings himself to the point of ejaculation before inserting (with force if necessary) the penis into the females mouth. Once the penis has been inserted, ejaculation should commence with the phrase "Beastly Deacon!" to be screamed in conjunction. Please be advised that the default reaction of the female is to clench the the jaw muscles.
Dude, I totally slipped that broad the Beastly Deacon this morning, she was like.... Woah!