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A sex toy that literally rips your ass hole apart
"That toy ripped my ass hole like the Death Star hitting Alderaan" said the dirty girl
That anal Death Star destroyed my booty hole with one blast oh it hurt but was so satisfying
A small turd that seems harmless but creates a one in a million backsplash and sends a drop of water right up your ass that causes your nervous system to essentially implode
Everything seemed to be going like clockwork during my after lunch stall one meeting when a Death Star destroyer had me gipping the Handi-rails like grim death
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When you join the Navy, they give you the "Death Star" which is when they take you on a private vessel with just one other guy. The guy then blindfolds you, asks you to get on your knees, and then flops his nuts all over the top of your head.
John told me they gave him the Death Star!
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An enormously fat ass that is so big that it can obliterate planets and make girls with tankass look anorexic and pixie-ish.
She's let her slight tank ass grow into a full blown Death Star ass.
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Within three years of the Death Star's demise, the Galactic Empire again proved its evil nature with the construction of a second Death Star in a remote region of space. Fortunately for the galaxy, the Empire never completed this monstrosity. Word of its construction was spread through the Rebel ranks by Bothan spies. The Alliance was able to pinpoint the exact location of Death Star's construction, and mount a pre-emptive strike to destroy the station.
The leaked information was all a ruse. The scheming Emperor Palpatine engineered the Rebellion's discovery of the Death Star in the hopes of trapping the growing Rebel fleet. The second Death Star would not be as vulnerable as the Rebels believed.
To ensure that the Death Star would destroy the lured Alliance fleet, Palpatine entrusted the supervision of its final phase of construction to his Sith apprentice, Lord Darth Vader. Vader motivated the Death Star's commander, Moff Jerjerrod, to see that the battle station was operational when the Emperor arrived for his inspection tour.
The second Death Star was not a complete sphere. Though much of the battle station's recognizable shape was visible, there were huge sections of exposed superstructure and visible skeleton. To protect the half-completed and immobile station during its construction, the Empire projected an immense deflector shield from the nearby forest moon of Endor. The shield was strong enough to protect any breach from both capital and starfighter-class ships.
The Alliance sent a commando team to land on the moon and deactivate the shield generator while the Rebel fleet emerged from hyperspace to destroy the station. Unlike the previous Death Star, whose reactor core was accessible only from a two meter wide exhaust port, the second Death Star's heart had to be destroyed by actually flying into the superstructure and detonating the collosal power plant.
The commando team was waylaid by Imperials and the Rebel fleet arrived to find the deflector shield intact. Worse yet, the superlaser was operational, and began destroying Rebel Mon Calamari cruisers with each blast. General Lando Calrissian came up with a daring and foolhardy tactic to engage the Imperial fleet at point-blank range, thus limiting the Death Stars available targets.
Aided by the native Ewoks of Endor, the Rebels were able to infiltrate and destroy the shield generator complex. With the shield down, General Calrissian led the Alliance starfighters into the inner recesses of the Death Star. There, he and Wedge Antilles loosed a volley of ordnance that began an immense fireball that tore apart the station.
Emperor Palpatine's body was consumed in the explosion. The Imperial fleet never recovered from the fiasco. What was to be the Rebel Alliance's demise instead turned into the death of the Empire. As firey fragments of the battle station burned away in Endor's atmosphere, the celebratory cheers of freedom rang throughout the forests, and indeed, the entire galaxy.
Related: --Galactic Empire-- --Death Star-- --Super Star Destroyer-- --Endor--
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When you are engaged in anal sex and the girl farts, sending a burst of air up your urethra, exploding your testicles like the Death Star.
I had to get testicular implants after my girlfriend gave me the Death Star last Taco Night.
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Making a menstruating woman deep-throat your dick so far causing her to vomit. Then, immediately inserting the dick in her anus (using the vomit as lube) for sex, pulling out and then putting your penis in her vagina to continue sex, and finally pulling out your dick now saturated in vomit, shit, and menstrual fluid and inserting it back into the anus for ejaculation and leaving her with an anal creampie with all of the above.
Throwjob + Butt Fuck + Crimson Tide + Anal Creampie in that order = Attacking the Death Star
Bro: "How'd that Tinder date go last night with that thottie?
Friend: "I spent the night attacking the death star and she was all into it.