"hey you looking hella pooch today 😏"
"why thank you! but why?"
"it's december 6th!! national poochie day!!!"
today is December 6th and since you are a jerk, I name this day after you.
It's jerk people's national day!
hey dickhead, congratulations! happy your day, it's December 6th, jerk people's national day. have a shitty time, JERK!
December 6th is jerk people's national day.
It's december 6th , You are a jerk, happy your day jerk!
Official lick your queen's feet day. Also feed her cuz she's a bit hungry.
Hey sup bratz! It's December 6th.
National get drunk like a whale day
Person 1: HEY wanna get hammered tonight??
Person 2: I can't! It's a school night!!
Person 1: You have to it's december 6th!
Person 2: Okay less gooo!!
National Eddie asks Alaina out (or vice versa)
December 6th
Eddie: hey Alaina I like you wanna go to the movies?
Alaina: sure!