Ask out your crush on this day
It’s December 9th , I’m going to ask out my crush.
Ask the person you like if they would like to date you.
International kill a furry day. Wait until some furries on Reddit see this and be like "oH My GOd tHe AnTIFuRS". What are you waiting for? Go kill a furry already.
Person: *checks calendar*
Oh it's December 9th.
*Kills a bunch of furries circlejerking on Reddit*
December 9th is Ellie’s day. Everyone is expected to tell Ellie “Happy Birthday” and to not react if she does not say “Thanks.” Ellie’s day is the best day in the world, even if it’s not her birthday. She is to be given all the love and presents in the world.
Omg! It’s December 9th, Ellie’s day! I forgot to get her a present and tell her happy birthday.
December 9th is National A’s Kiss Day. This day anyone who’s name starts with an A have to kiss each other or at least flirt with one another.
*girl with a name kisses boy with a name*
A named Boy: what was that for?
A named Girl: its December 9th, National A’s Kiss day!
December 19th is the best holiday Because it’s National take a hoodie from your girl
December 9th
The day to appreciate a tall person. They need to be appreciated they are just to tall ,and if they are a girl you should feel bad because they never get any guys
December 9th is a day to appreciate all of the hella tall people in the world
A day where a bad ass bitch was born. She stays everyday. Everyone wishes they were her. She has guy lining up left and right to be with her cuz she also has the fattest ass anyone has ever seen.
Boy 1:Do u know what day it is?
Boy 2:December 9th?
Boy 1: yeah it’s the day where all the baddest bitches wer born ;)