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1st state in the union, capital is Dover, largest city is Wilmington - otherwise knows as "Wilmington, so close to where you'd rather be..."
Delaware smells kinda funny...
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Worst State '06-'06. Not only are the people from Delaware freakishly small, but bad breath and hair problems infect a good 50% of the inhabitants.
I was going to go to Delaware, but then I decided to slit my wrists and lay in the bathtub instead.
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a place where theres nothing to do but sit around and watch tylers mom clean the house. growl!!!
i have to get my pleasure from delaware
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(adj) acts tough but when shit actually happens, is a total pussy, as evidenced by Delaware's reaction to the East Coast snowstorms of 2010 and 2011.
I thought she was gonna beat me up, but she's totally delaware in a fight.
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Delaware is a fake U.S. state that was made up to ease minds of plebs.
What do you call people from Delaware?
Liars.
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Think about how bad Maryland is, then imagine it doesn't even have crabs; not like the std, like the cake.
Normal Person 1: Oh my God, where are we? Maryland's really this bad?
Normal Person 2: Hold your breath, we're in Delaware, and although it's tiny, we have three toll booths left until we get to Pennsylvania.
Person from Delaware: Hey, eff you guys, we have tax-free shopping.
All normal people: I'd rather pay.
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