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Dementor’s Blowjob

Ingesting so many calories that you’re physically in a state of mind where the mere thought of moving exhausts you.

Man, I was ready for the pub crawl at St. Paddy’s, but I got a Dementor’s blowjob from Nando’s. I hate my life.

by ItzKris March 17, 2023


Dementor Mist

A low hanging mist or fog that sucks the happiness out of those surrounded by it

Tracey - I feel so depressed, Matt hasn't txted me back

Pemo - Stop being such a pussy, you don't actually care - it's just the Dementor mist making you miserable

by aceofclubs222 December 20, 2010