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A person who lives in Denmark. A country which has massive social problems, amongst the highest amount of lousy hospital treatments, a very greedy country that never pays compensation to its citizens. The schools in Denmark has been ranked low, and most people leaves the country after finished studying.
Developers of danish mentality; a primitive way of thinking, only found inside the heads of the danish citizens.
Denmark
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Guy : Why was my vacation to Italy cancelled?
Ticket Agent : Im sorry sir, but our airlines are not affiliated with Italy anymore.
Guy : Now what?
Ticket Agent: How about an all expenses paid round trip vacation for two to Denmark?............Just kidding!!!
Guy: You had me there for a sec.... I almost threw up!!!
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A cold country that likes hockey. No one really cares about it or knows where it its. The Canada of Europe.
Guy 1: I just got back from Denmark.
Guy 2: What?
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Undercover sand niggers that have banned margarine and suck lots of cock, like the British their teeth are really crooked because of the cock sucking they did just to get into the NATO. Denmark is tiny like the size of my earbone and took it anally from the Germans in WWI and II. They are also referred to anorexic pale cancer patients from watching to much Lost and looking for woodwork the Dutch made on a danish remake of Amazon.
The dirty Danish also don't whipe their anus properly therefore, giving them the title of, 'The dirty Danish'. You wouldn't want to go to there country because of it's disgusting smell and rape victims. They prowl at night for dead animals that are rotting and have them for sexual purposes.
The Danish have a special ability to impregenate their men but not their women, just like the seahorse. Yes, it's an amazing fact and we all know what I wrote is true.
Nigger: Suck my dick good you dumb bitch. *Pimpslap*
Danish Fag #1: It's true what they say about niggers, there cocks are small and deformed.
Danish Fag #2: Save some cum for me, I need it so I can impress my friends.
Danish Fag #1: No, I think I'm going to down it all. Haha, I love niggercum.
Danish Fag #2: Bitch (refers about Denmark history and nobody cares because their not on the map.)
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a filthy-famous word for "sketchy; low-brow; shady; suspicious." This is because many shady people are from Denmark, such as Hamlet. It can be used in many ways: "she's so Denmark", "he must be from Denmark", "Denmark!".
Stephanie thought that Schmara must be from Denmark because she was sketchy as f@*&!
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The feeling of overwhelming joy as a result of lowered expectations.
Dude, it's 3 AM!
That's late...
Just kidding, 2 AM!
Denmark Effect!!!
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Meaning somethings not right here...
'You have a Dick!! God damnit, I knew something was Rotten In Denmark when you said you were Russian.'
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