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An asshole that doesn't know when too quit
"oh meh gud Derek did ye leave the tolet set up"
18👍 7👎
Derek, ahhhh hands down the most amazing person to exist. You are my person all the way, Derek although you are your basic Aries you have grown into such a perfect man, the one that I am going to marry to be exact. This year has morphed into what will be forever. 2018 was very rocky we both know that, some situations so tough and usually ones that tear others apart. But not us. We are still standing today and stronger than ever. Happy 1 year Anniversary to you my lovey. Thank you for being everything and so much more than I can ask for. You are always the one there for me through everything and I hope I am that person for you. I wouldn't want to be anywhere in this world with anyone besides you. You were placed in my life at the time you were for a reason, and look at us now we have so much goals together. We both want to get married, grow together, save people and every creature on this planet just as you saved me. You brought me out of a dark time, a time of change a time where I was lost within myself and not only did I find myself but I found me through my bestfriend & my soulmate.
"Omg is that Derek?" "UGHHH just look at him!! He's perfect"
"I am going to marry himmmm."
"Derek? yep thats my bestfriend."
15👍 6👎
A sexy, nerdy looking, built, hot, & smexxy guy who's younger or older than you, but just a year's difference.
lives down your street, and you can't wait to hook up w/ him.
nothing better than a neighboorhood relationship.. it's easier to sneak out at night;)♥
"Damn, look at that sexy ass girl... oh wait, I'd better watch out for Derek" D:
83👍 53👎
Derived from observation of our friend ‘Derek’ guzzling his 3/4 full glass of champagne when he noticed the bottle being passed around for refills. To swallow quickly. It’s not about over consumption or gluttony, but more about the fear of missing out on a drink, particularly champagne.
‘The Bollie’s on the way around, Derek it!’. ‘It’s time to go to the next bar, Derek it!’. ‘Oh, There’s Bollinger on the way around and I’ve just got half a glass of Veuve, quick, Derek it!’
5👍 1👎
Is a really nice guy and very playful. He will seem quiet when you first meet him but the more that you talk to him, the more he will break out of his shell . He will most likely date a Samantha , Ashley, or a Diona
Derek is such a nice guy. Maybe Gretchen could date him.☺️
6👍 1👎
The most incredible husband, father and friend. A man who sets a new standard for what it means to be a man. The funniest and sexiest man you will ever meet. Once he's yours, keep him for life.
I'm the luckiest woman alive to have Derek as my husband
7👍 2👎
Sweet, caring, truthful, and loyal. He's the kind of guy you can't stop thinking about. His eyes and smile will lure you in and then his silliness will steal your heart away from you. Goes best with a Kelsey or an Amanda.
You've been distracted all day, you must have met a Derek last night.
20👍 11👎