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is when a girl fingers herself and puts cum on his eyes...; when a guy poos and takes a little with his fingers and puts it in the belly button...
you totally dirty derick your man
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A person who somehow manages to get hurt whenever they practice but just says they're fine yet shows clear sign of injury
Donkeyteeth has a severe case of Derick Rose Syndrome.
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Its the version of pranking where you just beg for help, often you call akward and innopropriate hours such as 12:00 on a school night.
pranker: derick help me
prankee: who is this
pranker: help me please!
prankee: ...mom!?
See attached sound file
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loves dreamybull and alexis😍😍😍😘😉😍😉😍😉😗🤤😗😗😗😋🤤😉😪😗🙃🙃😶
boy: wow that derick barua looks good
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When you own a body-pillow of a 12 year old.
"Why does he own a body pillow?"
"He really pulled a Derick Motto-Escobar"
Derick is a type of person who you would want in your life. He is a shoulder to lean on and cry on. He may be an absolute asshole sometimes and jokingly bully you but at the end of the day he’s someone you’ll think of.
I wish Derick was here tonight with me
Derick' s are an absolute pain in the ass but they are extremely loving and will do anything for the ones they care about. They may be assholes sometimes but they've always got your back. They are really great in bed and are known for their MASSIVE COCKS. You've got to get yourself a derick because at the end of the day they're the ones you want to spend your life with in and outta bed.