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DiCaprio never wins an oscar, no matter what he does.
DiCaprio creates 49 clones of himself and each of his clones and he himself are all nominated for an oscar. All 50 DiCaprio's show up and they are the only ones at the academy awards. Still, DiCaprio will not win an oscar. It will go to someone else. That, is the DiCaprio Paradox.
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Leonardo DiCaprio syndrome means that you’re only attracted to the guys called Leonardo Wilhelm Dicaprio because he’s the freaking most perfect human ever and that’s it.
No, I don’t like that guy, I have the Leonardo DiCaprio Syndrome
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Meaning you are in love with Leonardo DiCaprio (old or young or even both)
Mom I’m Leonardo DiCaprio Sexual Hes just so perfect!
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Literal definition of fucking perfect. Timeless heartthrob and will forever be the hottest man known to Earth. His jawline is sharper than the knife in Scream and his eyes are so fucking blue and perfect that they don't even seem real. His dirty blonde curtain style hair was just everything. I will admit, young Leonardo DiCaprio was so much hotter than him now, but older Leo can still get it. The way he just holds a cigarette in his mouth is just so handsome and sexy. He's such a talented actor and deserves so many more Oscars. He should've especially won an Oscar for What's Eating Gilbert Grape and The Basketball Diaries. Leonardo DiCaprio is so incredibly sexy and will forever be every girl's fantasy.
"I just watched Titanic and man, Leonardo DiCaprio was the best thing about that movie."
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The HOTTEST man to ever live on the planet earth. Literal definition to the love of my life.
"woah man Young Leonardo DiCaprio is so hot!"
"I know"
The Leonardo DiCaprio effect is the process of when a woman ages past the prime age of 25. They are no longer worthy and must be dropped for a new younger woman between the ages of 18-24.
Friend: Hey bro how’s everything with your girl.
Me: not so good man it’s the Leonardo DiCaprio effect.
Friend: oh shit she’s already 25 you better drop that hoe for a new one.
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What happens when someone is hot but starts to loose it as they age
Following the example of Leonardo Dicaprio
Have you seen Zefron recently?
Yeah but he’s really Dicaprio-ing...
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