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1. A viscous chunky substance found on the penis and surrounding area made of sweat, skin flakes, stale urine, clothing lint and other particles the penis may come in contact with. The cheese becomes more potent the longer the male goes without bathing.
2. A person who is in every way unappealing. They often do not bathe causing a large amount of "cheese" to accumulate around the groin. This person usually comes from a long line of inbreeding. The Dick Cheese is usually quite stupid and has no social skills, they also feel a unwarranted self righteous, superiority to all around them. They can not preform even the most medial task, and they complain when anything is asked of them. The dick cheese does not get out of bed until around 2pm due to a need of at least 16 hours sleep per day (this stems from a need to maintain their 50+ lbs over weight physic).
3. Dick Cheese(d) when someones laziness and incompetence completely messes everything up.
1. Holy hell, Quinn didn't wash his hands before making my sandwich and now it's covered in dick cheese.
2. The power was shut off because Louis is too much of a dick cheese to got pay the bill.
3. I would ask Malcolm to go do the shopping but he would just dick cheese it up.
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A pronoun used to belittle an opponent. Also pronounced Dick Cheeze.
"Way to go Dick Cheese!"
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The act of jacking off and not cleaning the jizz off your dick leaving Dick Cheese
Mason: Dude my dick cheese smells bad
Elliott: No Shit
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pretty much self explanitory, what happens when you dont wash after sports,sexual activity, or laziness. Creates fungus in forkskin of youre dick (only uincircumsized) hurts like a motherfucker trust me on this...
()()=========|)------ <- then it starts pussing out liquid like an std
Man my dick hurts so much, it smells, its rusty and slimey and its cheesy, so thereffore i have dick cheese
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"the dirt and scum building up betweeen the area of the penis and thighs."
-Me,one second ago.
Me:"Dude,did you hear about Scott?"
Other Dude:What happened?
Me:They found him dead,and when they did an autopsy,they found loads of dick cheese!"
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when you jizz and you leave the jizz on the top of your dick or u dont wiope it all off the next time you look at your dick u will have dick cheese also know as dried up dick crustys on your tip
chris was jackin it like a beast and when he was done he was so tried he went to sleep in the middle of the night he got up to take a piss he notice that there was dried up jizz crustys on his head. ooo no chris has dick cheese.
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dried up siemen from not washing afta blowing ya load.
u pull back ya skin to find dirty stilton cheese on ya helmet.
Baby bell cheeseball
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