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1.push erect penis down
2. Put goldfish on penis
3. Let go penis
4. Shoot goldfish in air (much like a roman catapult)
5. Catch goldfish in mouth and enjoy your penis flavored fish
Guy 1: hey man! You want to try the goldfish dick-flick?!
Guy 2: I tried it yesterday! The goldfish tasted like cock!
Guy 1: hey man! You want to try the goldfish dick-flick?!
Guy 2: I tried it yesterday! The goldfish tasted like cock!
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When calling someone an asshole just won't cut it. Originating from Lance210's grandmom who screamed "You Dick Flick Motherfucker!" When he pranked her.
"YOU DICK FLICK MOTHERFUCKER CANT HELP BUT BUSTING MY BALLS!"
-badass grandmom
The love tap/kiss/handjob given to the dick by a boy/girl after the dick has been sucked dry
boy: wow, youre really good at this
girl/boy:*slurps* thanks, imma give an extra kinky dick flick just for you
A Chick Dick Flick is a chick flick purposely made to turn girls on so their boyfriends can get boned. Chick Dick Flicks are usually made by men.
Hey babe wanna watch a Chick Dick Flick?
A 3-tick-dick-flick is when you reach the point of orgasm in 1.8 seconds (generally males).
The ever so growing MMORPG 'RuneScape', where the tick term derives, has a system of timed events based on ticks. These convert to around 0.6 seconds/tick.
Guy: Dude, I fucked this girl last night, but I 3-tick-dick-flicked her...
friend: Mate... that's rough; sorry, bro
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The act of jumping into a romantic partners embrace, whilst flicking their face with your genitalia.
Bill: “Hey man, how’d last night go?”
Jeff: “Totally great man, I gave Sarah’s grandmother The Double Backwards Flying Dick Flick and she fucking died.”
A person who purposely ruins the plot of a movie before the other person has a chance to actually see it.
Sara asked her co-worker what Soylent Green meant when another co-worker blurted out, "It's people!" The friend said to the other, "Sara really wanted to watch that classic film; your such a flick dick for ruining it for her!"
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