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Having one's dick constantly or consistently covered in shit. Commonly found in the gay community, but has spread elsewhere.
After he started dating Matt, Rory acquired Shitty Dick Syndrome.
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When a penis has been in contact with water for an extended period of time, whether it be bathing, swimming etc. The penis then becomes shriveled and wrinkled to the point where it is a fraction of normal size.
Im soaked. And im pretty sure I have Shrivel-Dick Syndrome
I better get out of the pool before I get Shrivel-Dick Syndrome
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When you try and and wake up your bed-mate in the middle of the night by poking her in the back with your burgeoning hard on.
Cathy: "I didn't get a wink of sleep last night. Fuckin' 3 a.m. and Ronnie gets a bad case of the Restless Dick Syndrome! There oughta be a pill!"
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Having a period of getting no pussy and the only action your dick is getting is from your hand. Usually leads to excessive masturbation.
Man I haven't gotten laid in months, I'm suffering some serious dry dick syndrome right now.
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How after sex, a man's penis still stays firm
"I can't walk out there . . I have thick dick syndrome!"
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inappropriately venting negative emotions in scenarios in which one with an average penis length would easily handle
A condition of most eighth graders and many nineth graders short dick syndrome is incurable: you either have good dick genes or weak dick genes
The desire to frequently masturbate will increase with short dick syndrome as there is almost zero chance of sexual experience. If there is a first it will be the last as word will spread quickly
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When one has an ego the size of Texas, he (most often a self-appointed Alpha male) will make bold, rash statements regarding actions he claims to have the ability to do or perform. A vast majority of the time said SAAM (Self-Appointed Alpha Male) will be speaking through his large, overcompensating ego and will be come delusional during such statements.
70 Impala350: Did you hear that red bike went 8.66 last night at GLD?
Hatchmaster: I will straight knock his dick off, I am all that is man. Now bow before your king.
70 Impala350: Whoa man, I think you have some big dick syndrome going on.
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