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A popular author and street fighter, Charles Dickens grew up in the 1800s writing books and punching townfolk in the face. Died in 1870 after choking on a book.
A selection of the more popular books written by Charles Dickens:
• Great Expectations
• Oviler Twists (later re-released as "Oliver Twist")
• A Christmas Carol
• Batman Returns: The Official Movie Book
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One of the greatest authors EVER. The people who call him boring are shallow losers who have no lives or insight.
I just read a book by Charles Dickens!
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A typical serving of Fried Dicken consists of a fresh penis, dipped in batter and deep fried until its tender and juicy.
Typically, an uncircumsized penis is served when someone orders "Extra Skin".
Fried Dicken can be sold in buckets, but is best served hot from the bag.
Reference Eat a Bag of Dicks as an invitation for someone to eat Fried Dicken.
When Jeff is hungry, nothing satisfies him more than a bag of Fried Dicken.
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Cleo Dickens is a largely unknown pornographic actress from the Western suburbs of Chicago, IL. Cleo only performs for those that she can trust and will truly appreciate her art.
Cleo Dickens performed for her friend 2.5lber the other day, because he truly appreciates her.
Red dots that appear above the penis after being shaved and cared for improperly.
"Yo I forgot to run my dick and surrouding under cold water and moisturize after! Now I have the Dicken Pox!!!"
This is an old spoof heard on radio stations at least as far back as the late 80's but probably much older then that, google it and you can hear the spoof, very funny.
Dickens Energy Cider, DCBI capitolized on this and produced a very tasty energy drink for bars and nightclubs sold in can or "On the gun" www.dickensenergycider.com
Dickens Energy Cider, Energy Drink, Dickens cider spoof,
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Similar in meaning to what the heck, what the hell, etc. Is most commonly used in a a state of puzzlement and awe.
What the Dickens? I could have sworn that the rickshaw was on fire when I left the the East Indian Trading Company!
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