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Used as an attention grabber for the beginning of a story.
Dick this, I was all the mall yesterday and I shit my pants.
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An expandable muscle located between a man's thighs often used to pleasure the mouth pussy or anus
Kaylee : Hey girl why are you so sad!
Kiersten : Well last night Brad was at my place fucking my pussy with his big strong Dick until Jake busted down the god damn door and ran him off, then her pulled out his long hard Dick shoved it in my mouth slapped me in the face and took off there I was with cum in my pussy and mouth and no guy to cuddle me!
Kaylee : Oh Kiersten let me cuddle you and if you want you can caress my breasts!
Kiersten : Thanks but it's just not the same without a Dick!
Kaylee : Well do you want me to have an operation and get a Dick so I can pleasure you!
Kiersten : Oh yes that would be great!
Kaylee : It was a fucking joke are you crazy do you really think I would grow a Dick just to make you happy!
Kiersten : Well some friend your are!
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A special part of a mans body which sometimes he strokes to get pleasure when he cant get any pussy.
Guy1: Dude, he got that magic dick
Guy2: Hell yea!
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1. the male genitals that most women enjoy having stuffed inside of them.
2. a male genital used when some men want to be screwed up the ass
3. a strap on a girl uses to please there partner, man or women.
man-up the ass
women-the vagina
1. she loved the feel of his dick in her vagina
2.he loved the feel of his dick in his ass hole
3. they loved it when she wore the strap on dick and f*cked us up.
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n. things guys like to play with, whenever they aint gettin no pussy.
All i have is my dick tonight.
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To be screwed over in a situation; To be insulted, bashed, or otherwise served in a non-physical way, named after the act of taking a dick in your anus.
I totally dicked three other drivers who had the right-of-way when I cut them off with a left turn at the 4-way intersection.
I just got dicked by Mr. Smith's test. 4% dammit.
Me: "Hey LB, get me a soda!"
LB: "No way, you're closer to the fridge anyway."
Me: "But you're the LB!"
LB: "Fine.."
Matt: "LB you just got dicked!"
Me: "Hey Matt is LB coming to our lemon party?"
Matt: "No his mom heard him coughing today and she said that he has to stay home and to be in bed by 10:30."
Me: "Oh, dicked."
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