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One of the bands that influenced me into playing guitar. I'm a metalhead and as much as I love heavy guitars, I have alot of time for soft, fast guitar riffs and solos.
Dire Straits is the tits
adjective used to describe hall canteen food
A: what’s for lunch today ?
B: oh god, it’s broccoli bhajis again
A: wtf why are we paying all this money when the food is so dire
It is when someone has sex with someone from ISIS in a balaclava
Hey I just did a dire sneaky ninja with a guy from Syria the other day
The 'Jasperian Dire Wolf' is a closed species for anthropomorphic characters, owned by @DireOpportune.
This species is a type of Dire Wolf that is taller then others, pointy ears and tends to always have the attitude of a dreadful man.
The Jasperian Dire Wolf is a wolf of great size and anger.
When a heterosexual is in an uncomfortable, non-heterosexual, situation.
Being his first trip to Las Vegas, Thomas found himself in a dire straight after he got drunk in the wrong kind of bar.