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adj. The moist residue left over after a particularly greasy farting episode. What you have to wipe from your bum after farting. Of or relating to the process of farting or the products derived from farting. Relating to the poo that comes out of a person's mouth when they really have no clue what they are talking about. The brown streaks left in your underwear after farting.
Sam had farticular discharge left on his underwear; it was nasty and pissed his wife off.
Rush Limbaugh spews farticular discharge from both ends; does that fat ass ever have a clue?
Self-induced vomiting on to the top of a girls head as she is performing felatio on you.
Dude, I was at Dirty Daks in Ringwood the other night, I dragged this moll into the shitters and gave her a Daisy discharge. It was so funny because my nona's gnocchi was reguritated.
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What you get when you touch something that you shouldn't be exposed to
I experienced a jolt of electrostatic discharge after placing the stick of RAM into the wrong motherboard slot. Now I gotta spend the whole day troubleshooting.
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When an opportunity to cheat on your girlfriend presents itself, but you decide to just jerk off instead.
"Maddie was out of town, and this chick at the mall was giving me fuck me eyes. I didn't take her home though, I just went to the bathroom for a quick honorable discharge."
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Overdosing on beer causes one to ejaculate Corona.
A man drinks too much beer will have symptoms of corona discharge.
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A man straps a dildo to his head and repeatedly rams his partners pussy, or if he's a queer his boyfriends ass. He keeps raming until the girl discharges all over his "horn"
My wife received a rhino discharge for a birthday present.
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When asked to be appointed to a position, one should respond with the clever and intelligent phrase "I respectfully discharge"
Brandon: "I nominate Carlos for President"
Carlos: "I respectfully discharge"
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