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A crappy show made by CBS. A cash grab that has damaged the star trek timeline and is just bad. It is the reason other crappy star trek shows exist.
Man have you seen Star trek Discovery?
Yeah!
It just is bad and is full of bullshit!
YEAH!
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You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass nigga.
You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily.
Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose.
You should kill yourself, NOW.
And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trash bubble.
Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. Im deadass. I've not seen such a more worthless nigga, in my life.
If he has kids? Oh my god, Imagine if a nigga like that has kids. Like imagine. Imagine if somebody like that actually has kids. I would feel so sorry for his children cause the nigga literally serves no fucking purpose.
Imagine a father, now we got lots of niggas with, wives and kids and shit that suck my dick daily on the internet. But imagine if this nigga actually had children. This nigga is devoting the time he could be spending with his kids, checking out a black man on stream, cucking over him relentlessly. It's crazy.
Goofy ass decisions at Warner Brothers Discovery
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Many Many years ago Noah was sailing around on his ark with all the animals. After years at sea the ark was becoming something of a tip, there was shit everywhere. So one day Noah desided to compress all the fosilised animal shit together and throw it over board. Thousands of years later Christopher Columbus was on a fishing trip and discovered it!
Christopher Columbus: WOW! Would you look at that great piece of shit. I think I will discover this and place a rare breed of people on it, loan them my language until the develop one of their own and call them Yanks. This is the discovery of America.
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The alternative to the alternative school. A small K-8 school. Popular activities include attempting to create drama despite the 60 middle school student body.
Man, watch out for those Mountain Discovery Charter School kids.
The time of the month for a woman where they will attack anything that crosses their path. Their period always involves bloodshed, not always just their own. Men should proceed with caution.
Man 1: Are you going out tonight?
Man 2: I can't, you know how my wife gets when it's red week on the Discovery Channel
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In which one discovers a new band, and can then only look at/listen to/think about/talk about for a 2-4 week period following discovery. Period of time may vary depending on the individual
Friend 1: Have you listened to the new Sparks the Rescue song?
Friend 2: I cant, I'm busy listening to Rocky Loves Emily, I kind of have Post Band Discovery Obsession!
Anal sex. Usually used by fuckboys
Fuckboy: Damn girl..wanna do it like they do it on the discovery channel
Girl:no fucking way
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