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When there are lots of white and black representation and no Asian representation, that's amazin' Asian discrimination. What about the part of the population that gets straight As, has slanty eyes, and breakdances? Asians are amazin', and are often discriminated against. That's what we call AMAZIN' ASIAN DISCRIMINATION.
Asian 1:"I didn't get into that modeling agency that I tried out for."
Asian 2:"Why? You did great, you looked amazin', and all the other people were butt-ugly."
Asian 1:*sigh* "I think it was just amazin' Asian discrimination."
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Another way of referring to Valentine's day if your single.
Today is Singles Discrimination Day!
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1: A guy friend, usually semi-attractive, who acts as a friend and wingman for his friend who is trying to pick up an extremely attractive girl who is being blocked by her DUFF. This man is not afraid to sleep with a three hundred pound gorilla, and is a vital asset to his friend who is attempting to get with the hot girl.
2: The ultimate counter to the big fat friend
The Non-Discriminating friend's motto: So what if you're a cow? I'll nail you anyhow.
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A single person making a racist, a sexist, and a homophobic comment within the same minute.
Hey, discrimination hat trick! Sometimes you really overdo it with that political incorrectness, you know.
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October 10th Is National Italian Discrimination Day! Make fun of all your Italian friends!
Hey, did you hear it's National Italian Discrimination Day? Let's go make fun of Mikey!
More truer words have never been spoken.
Meaning, you find people of all races, cultures, nationalities, backgrounds, etc. attractive. Instead of only being romantically involved with people of your own race/culture, you find people of all races/cultures equally attractive, so you date people of your culture, in addition to people of other cultures.
I don't limit myself romantically with only one group of people or prejudge anyone. I find everyone beautiful no matter where the person comes from, and that's how it should be imo. As long as you have similar interests, the fact that you come from different backgrounds shouldn't matter.
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"I love from butter pecan to black berry molass,
I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass,
Long as you show class and pass my test,
Fat ass and breast, highly intelligent bachelorettes,
Thats the best I won't settle for less,
I wanna ghetto brunette, with unforgettable sex,
I lay your head on my chest, come feel my heartbeat,
We can park the jeep, pump Mobb Deep, and just spark the leaf"
---Lyrics taken from the song "Still not a player" by the rapper Big Pun
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Hym "You're right! No one has ever discriminated along though lines and there is nothing negative or derogatory floating around in the zeitgeist and nobody has every used dick size as an insult and it definitely wasn't one size and not the other. Yep... That's reality alright. You'd have to some be kind of ridiculous clown man to think otherwise. Yep. Yuuuuup. That's not even a factor and no one has ever done that in one direction and not the other."