when alllll the boys in your town are gross
and the ones that arent are total assholes
even when they're pretty gross themselves
ugh ding dong ditch. we need to get some boys in this town
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When you send a bitch a nude & she leaves you on read
This girl on Christian Mingle just ding dong ditched me 😢
Da Hood related
1. Being a camouflage of the road and knocking on someone's door. The owner of the house may or may notice you.
2. Knocking on someone's door, running and then hiding.
The girls just ding dong ditched us.
Running up to your s/o at full tilt, slipping a single finger in for a second then running away while laughing maniacally
My girlfriend kicked me out after I Ding-dong Ditched her
Provide the long dong and then ditching that bi*tch off your long shlong.
Once my dong starts to itch, I know it’s time to dong and ditch.
The cellular version of a “Ding Dong Ditch”. When you call someone, and hang up with no further response or contact. Another version is calling (receiving no answer) and refusing to respond to their desperate attempt to get back to you.
I can’t believe you Ring Dong Ditched me.
A normal ding dong ditch except instead of ringing the doorbell, one kicks the door in
Oh shit, that n/gga hood ding dong ditched us!