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A douche that's douchier than a douche and can't get a girlfriend
Person 1. That kid was being such a douche canoe
Person 2. I know Tyler Johnson is douchier than a douce
Person 1. True and he can't get a girl
Someone who is such a douchebag that they qualify for a higher level of douchebag. However, they typically aren't aware of their douche status and most don't tell them either. Guys like this are typically named Taylor or Bryce and girls like this are typically named Jessica or Stephanie.
"Hey have you met my buddy Taylor yet?"
"Yeah he's a douche."
"That's where you're wrong, he's a douche canoe."
When somebody you know is acting like an asshole but takes it to a whole different level and makes you feel like shit
Braden is acting like such a douche canoe and I don't know why
Someone who is such a jerk that they deserve to drown in a canoe.
Person: My Ex cheated on me with three other women and then had the nerve to say that I was the problem.
Person 2: Damn, He seems like a douche canoe!
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A viewer of the popular YouTube podcast, Half Brown All Town.
I saw Graham watching the podcast yesterday. He's such a douche canoe.
When a male fucks a girl and cums on her ass and it slides down her ass crack and leaks into the vigina
bro i Douche Canoed my girl last night and now she’s pregnant!
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A sport style motorcycle. Known as a sport bike or crotch rocket.
Some nozzle planted his douche canoe into an oak tree just off the main drag.
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