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douche bag

*see jersey shore guys*

A Douche Bag is
(seee below)
Pauly D, the situation, and ronnie

by kristinsexyness1910106979 September 30, 2010


douche bag

Kanye West

Kayne West is the world's biggest Douche Bag

by tufaznail October 28, 2013


douche bag

Douche bags are smug, smarmy assholes, who are too pussy to physically be assholes.

Douche bags may pretend to be oblivious to their surroundings, and will respond with a shit eating grin and a phony apology if their wrongdoings are exposed.

"I don't like assholes, but douche bags are the worst."

"Jared may seem like a 'nice guy', but we all know that he is a douche bag."

Cool people = assertive individuals
Assholes = aggressive individuals
Douche bags = passive-aggressive individuals

by capnbarfy May 28, 2011


douche bag

Guys who possess any of the following attributes: wearing "tap-out" t-shirts, drives over-sized jacked up trucks, drives a hummer, has one or more tribal tattoos, or wears white framed sunglasses.

This used to be my favorite bar until they started promoting UFC paper view fights here. Now this place is overrun with tap out t-shirt wearing retards who ruin eveyone else's time by being a bunch of roid raging douche bags.

by shendrix November 21, 2010


Douche Bag

An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of peers

"Did you see Shawn hitting on my girlfriend today like he thought he was the shit? What a douche bag."

by shawnrocks September 9, 2009

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Douche Bag

anyone who wears ED HARDY

Jon Gosselin is a douche bag.

by Badace19 August 24, 2009

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Douche Bag

One who acts like a asshole and is well awere of it, but feels a false sence of self-justifacation in it due to there delusions of self rightiosness. Bassicly, elietist bastards who flaunt there apperent status, when the status is an example of total bullshit.

When confronted on this they will often point out some trivial flaw in you that dosent matter, changing the subgect.

Anyone who corrects spelling as a form of burn is a total douche bag.

by lagazi June 10, 2007

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