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The activities of a group of douchebags in a social setting that unknowingly, annoys most of the people around them. Usually this is a table of college-aged men in a family restaurant or at an airport on the way to Spring Break. Easy to recognize by the backward turned hats, overly loud lewd jokes, and furious frowns of wait staff and nearby patrons.
Tom: How was your Dinner?
Sally: Great, except for the unending douchebaggery of the guys at the table next to us. They kept throwing peas at each other and talking about the waitress's ass.
The act of someone being an absolute cunt. It's an art perfected by only the most supreme douchebags. It encompasses being a tool, a dick, an asshole etc. Carrying out ridiculous actions that make you a definition douche. Similar to faggotry.
The level of douchebaggery Derp just showed when he caved on my pillow is unreal. I didn't know he was that much of a tool.
A relevant act commited by a douchebag such as screwing your friends over behind some drunk slut you just met at the bar
Steve we hereby find you guilty of douchebaggery in the first degree and sentence you to douchebag hall of fame
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An act of total douche.
One would recognize 'douchebaggery' by the way in which one speaks, dresses, walks, or behaves around other human beings.
There is no douchebaggery to be found here.
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I have had it with all of your douchebaggery!
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"I feel bad for laughing at that" " Don't worry,laugh if you will, for there is no douchebaggery to be found."
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a douchebag commits acts of douchebaggery
Douchebag1: let's go douchebagging douchebag2!
Douchebag2: OK douchebag1. let's go commit acts of douchebaggery!
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1) The actions associated with being a douchebag possibly including, but not limited to, the following:
Popping the collar of a polo shirt, saying outdated expressions such as "that's hella cool" and "I just pwned your ass for the 34th straight game", the styling of the hair with a buttload of product, constantly saying the word "dude" with varying pronunciations, acting in a manner that generally pisses other people off except other douchebags, waiting in the car while your girlfriend/wife goes inside and does all the grocery shopping, throwing gangster signs and sideways piece symbols in photos and greetings/goodbyes, acting in a careless and stupid manner, farting in public, growing ridiculous facial hair like Nick Swisher, cranking up rap masic thru massive subs at stop lights, lighting up a cigar in a no-smoking casino, and generally doing things that good, upstanding men/women would not do.
Porter: You know who's a douchebag? You're a douchebag, Brad.
Brad: Sometimes you act like a complete and total douchebag. Your douchebaggery knows no bounds, even by normal douchebag standards.
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An occasion or act when a douche or a tool is doing something douche-like.
Stop chugging shots like LMFAO, you're a lightweight. This is such douchebaggery.
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