Moron's dozen

Nine. The short alternative to the baker's dozen.

I broke three of my eggs and ended up with a moron's dozen!

We went to the donut shop, but only had enough money for a moron's dozen.

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dime a dozen

adj: something so common that its value is little or nothing.

Rappers like Ja Rule, Chingy, and Benzino are a dime a dozen.

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Balloonist dozen

18

Jill fucked a balloonist dozen worth of men in one night. 18 cocks penetrated her holes.

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niggers dozen

Ten instead of twelve, because: A nigger stole two, a nigger can't count, or a nigger is too lazy.

Dierks: How many tins of grizz do you have left?

Dierks2: One shy of a niggers dozen-

Dierks: 9 isn't nearly enough...

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Wired dozen

18. Invented by Wired 96.5 Philadelphia, who play at least eighteen songs in a row without commercials, AKA a "Wired dozen"

I drank a Wired dozen BooKoos over the course of the month.

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dealer's dozen

eleven

bitch was sheisty; paid for twelve and got a dealer's dozen.

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Dozen Day

12 beers in 12 pubs in 12 hours on the 12th day of the 12 month.

Are you going to join us on dozen day?

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