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Dried Basil

It’s the lowest form of comedy

Your jokes are dried basil.

by Fresh Basil May 19, 2019


dried-out

In Australian slang means overheated.

John was wandering on the Outback and got dried-out.

by malffi December 5, 2010

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Air Dried

wen a girl/guy blows a cock and makes it from wet to dry...

last nite, lisa air dried my cock...

by Jitesh90210 January 7, 2008

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Dri Li

Abbreviation for "drivers license" (pronounced "dry lie")

Hey, I just got my dri li!

by Scorpion Chick December 15, 2008

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


dried pineapple

When a man's partner sucks his dick too far and gags. The partner proceeds to throw up into the man's ass, and eats out the barf with dried pineapple like one would eat salsa.

Patrick: Whats that shit around Hannah's mouth?
Adam: You didn't hear? She gave Nick a dried pineapple.

by Yo Fresh May 9, 2007

6πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


flo-dri

The nickname for any guy called Laurence, which is derived from calling him Florence, which becomes flow-dry and then flo-dri. flan-dri can also be used

Nickname

laurence: hows it goin m8
other guy: wassup flo-dri

Insult

laurence: you are a bell end
other guy: shut up u flan-dri

by Owniginator October 17, 2007

11πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Dried out

1. A symptom of abstinence (often involuntary) found in males who have been devoid of sexual intimacy for an interim of 6 months or more.

2. Subsidiary of dry spell.

Dr. Virile: Are you sexually active?

Mr. Sadpeep: NO I haven't gotten any in like 7 months...

Dr. Virile: I see, so this fatigue and trouble urinating started recently?

Mr. Sadpeep:Yeah Doc, do you know whats wrong with me?

Dr. Virile: unfortunately son you are dried out, my diagnosis is D.O.S: Dried out syndrome.

Mr. Sadpeep: OH MY GOD.

Dr. Virile: Its serious but treatable, I'm going to write a prescription for a beautiful woman, its a drug know as nymphotrin and it counteracts your symptoms by satisfying sexual impulses...just apply it to your penis and you should be fine, if your condition worsens you may be gay, then I advise a stronger dosage of another drug. In any case somebody needs to hit that, get down, and rock your cock, capisce?

by DeViOuSdml April 23, 2008

6πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž