drop off some timber

A slang term meaning to use the restroom to defacate.

"Hey, do you know where the crapper is? I need to drop off some timber."

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drop off the kids at the pool

To take a dump.. Wait a minute, you don't take them... You leave them!

Hand me the sports page.. I gotta go drop off the kids at the pool!

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dropping off the kids at the pool

To take a mega large crap in the toilet. The kind that splashes water back up.

Naaa man, I can't come... I gots to go drop of the kids at the pool.

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Child Drop-off Box

When you adopt a child from another country, but you end up not wanting it, simply throw it in the child drop-off box (also known as an airplane back to the kid's home country). Dont forget to leave a note!

Guy - So, hows that Chinese kid you got doing?

Buddy - Well, we found out he had mental problems, so we threw him in the child drop-off box.

Guy - Good idea...

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Drop off some plates

The act of taking a dump, but as described by how many terds/or the physical amount of pooh being dropped into the toilet at a specific time.

Man, I should not have had those enchiladas, I gotta go drop off some plates.

Man, I just dropped off three plates in the shitter.

Dude, I gotta drop off some plates.

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drop off the cosby kids at the pool

to have a bowel movement, to take a shit, to take a crap, etc...

"yo i'll be right back i gotta go drop the cosby kids off at the pool"

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Drop off the Cosby kids and the pool

A variation of "Drop off the Cosby kids at the pool", whereas dropping off the Cosby kids and the pool means having diarrhea.

*storms for the bathroom* "OUT OF MY WAY!"
"Why? Do you have to drop off the Cosby kids at the pool?"
"Worse. I have to drop off the Cosby kids AND the pool!"
"Uh...okay, then. Good luck with that."

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