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when a man cums in a girls hair and on the chin so it drips down her chest. then he sprinkles some trimmed pubes on the cum to make it look like a beard.
optional: scream harry potter phrases like "give it here malfoy"
or "expecto-petronis!"
My boyfriend gave me a classic dumbledore last night. When I went to work the next morning I still had some pubes on my chin. It was so hot.
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A new way to say "getting it up the butt" after J.K Rolling announced that the character of Dumbledore from the Harry Potter series was gay.
Guy just getting out of prison: Dude, I'm never joy riding again. I got Dumbledored like three times a day in prision.
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A dumbledore is a small portion of poop trapped within folds of the exterior of the anus.
A dumbledore are commonly confused with a dingleberry, which consist of poop attached to anal hairs. Dumbledores are far less dangerous to undergarments than dingleberries, but still poses some risk, and are far more difficult to remove. In fact, the vast majority of toilet paper is consumed removing dumbledores.
Jimmy had no trouble pulling guys at the club, but he never whipped his ass properly, so guys usually got annoyed with getting dumbledores all over their dicks or tongue, and dumped him pretty fast.
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A gay wizard who everyone thinks it's the best, but he isn't. The Dark Lord is the best
Dumbledore:I love Grindelwald and Voldemort can beat me anytime of the week
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"ahhhhhhhhhhh that man dumbledored me!!!!!!"
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Dumbledore- an ass that is large and wrinkly like Dumbledore's face
Dang, Fat Bastard sure has a dumbledore.
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A word that describes the gay affiliation between an older man and a younger boy
"Hey man are you Dumbledoring over there?"
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