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A board game that is a temporary utopia for dorks, nerds, and geeks like me. You can do literaly whatever you want.
Let's go play dungeons and dragons, my character just got this cool new feat.
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A game that losers and rejects play and talk about all day at school because they do not know anything else.
Look, that fag over there with clothes from salvation army plays dungeons and dragons all day.
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When a girl attempts to stick two dildos into another girl's anal cavity, and they get lodged in. Causing her to moan like a dragon.
Dungeons and Dragons
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A game for nerds who know that there life sucks. They play this game so they can escape their sucky lifes and try to be the strongest person ever, but only in this fantasy world.
My life sucks so Im going home to play Dungeons and Dragons.
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The one qualifier of being a total dork ass. If you are unsure if someone is a total nerd, just ask if they play this game.
Be weary, the ash troll has a level 8 magic power dagger!
Nerd: I smite thee with my power dagger!
Dork Ass: I have the Shield of Almador! I take no damage!
Nerd: Let us be merry and travel to Calmaderk to smite the evil wizard!
Dork Ass: I love dungeons and dragons!
Nerd: Will you be my boyfriend?
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Dungeons and Dragons is a game where the socially intelligent players should never come out of the closet and hide all evidence of this virgin prolonging addiction.
Keep it on the DL and get some outdoor hobbies so you don't rot in your grandma's basement without ever meeting a girl.
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS IN THE CLOSET PLAYERS CAUGHT IN THE ACT! MAN THEY'RE REALLY KEEPING IT GAMER!
Dungeon Master: "The goblins spot you! Roll for initiative!
Player: "Oh boy, a 20 and a 1!"
KNOCK KNOCK
"Oh shit! THe only girls I know are here! Quick! Shove it in the closet!
Ladies: "What were you guys doing in the closet? Why don't you guys just admit your gay."
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A game of extreme argument beetween geeks and pathetic losers. These arguments are often regarding extremly minor technicalities in the rules. The game itself is fun, but stress inducing and time consuming
I played dungeons and Dragons in my moms bassment
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