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How to Convert to Judaism: 9 Steps
Try being a Noahide first and if you feel you want more responsibility, then take on it by conversion. How do I start the process of converting to Judaism? Seek out an orthodox Jewish synagogue and talk to the rabbi about starting your conversion. Be persistent, as you are likely to be turned down several times.
Durham middle school succs thicc.
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The licking out of a shaved arse.
"My wife loves it when I give her a Durham tidy munch"
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A suburban middle school fit for a bunch of wannabe gangsters, homophobes (vocal or not), and gays
A school were you can't give your suffering friend a hug because it violates an arbitrary touch rule.
A school that has no such thing as confidentiality.
A school that gives its kids panic attacks and doesn't bat an eye so long as they get that sweet, sweet A from them.
A school where you can get suspended for getting beat up because 'you must've provoked this person'.
A school where students get death threats from other students and are afraid to say anything due to fear of being ridiculed for your sexuality.
A school that couldn't be bothered to make more than a half-assed, glitchy, pathetic excuse for a website when they know full well that some students will have to rely on it for the full length of a global fucking pandemic.
A school that's one good act for any of its students is to make sure that a place like this never allowed to run again.
"I go to Durham Middle School"
"Oh my god, I am so sorry. This a dark period in your life but just know that it gets better. If you need anything just ask."
There is a cum rag and lotion there
Durham’s bedside table has his cum rag
"long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days" as defined in the film Bull Durham (1988) by Crash Davis (Kevin Costner)
Guy 1: "Hey, you get to first base with Annie yet?"
Guy 2: "You know it, went back to my place for some Bull Durham kissing."
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A man packing heat, that no one else could ever compete with. He looks like a greek god, and pulls mad hoes.
Man I wish I was Brandon Keith Durham