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ereptile dysfunction

A sexual dysfunction commonly found in reptiles. Dinosaur impotence.

A known cure has not been found.

That brontosaurus has ereptile dysfunction, he totally isn't scoring

by eleanor eleanor eleanor September 28, 2007

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connectile dysfunction

(noun) The sudden loss or inability to maintain network connectivity.

"I can't connect to the website. I might be experiencing connectile dysfunction."

by fodeewater January 25, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


reptile dysfunction

When your snake fails to charm her.

Due to my boyfriends persistent reptile dysfunction, I have to bang his best friend in order to have a big-O.

by telephone man August 30, 2010

40๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Reptile dysfunction

Get it from riemke

Riemke gave me reptile dysfunction

by Bennnnnna2 March 8, 2020


interuptile dysfunction

The act of calling a friend and accidentally interrupting him/her in the act of making out, having sex, etc, etc.

Dude, I called David and this girl answered the phone. She said he was "busy". I totally have interuptile dysfunction.

by Spaghetti Dave March 17, 2009


Cocktile Dysfunction

Suffering from a soft floppy penis. Unable to achieve a stiffy.

All that whiskey gave me cocktile dysfunction.

I had cocktile dysfunction last night so she had to suck a softy.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019


Bogial-Dysfunction

The state of being continually, and unalterably bogus as a mf -
Otherwise known as being terminally bogus.

Yo, you got bogial-dysfunction if you think shorty fya.
Avani has a severe case of bogial-dysfunction.

by Dr professor bogus October 6, 2022